January 2010
Lydia- A story for supper.
Lisztomania - Phoenix
“(252):Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it...”
“(407): She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my...”
– im sorry i kept posting these, but seriously, they are all so hilarious
“(310): and then she yelled “im going to fuck the next guy that walks by...”
“(818): I only make drug deals in a British accent. It’s my way of making...”
“(949): she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum...”
“(941): so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures...”
– my liiiiifeee
“(540): so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room...”
i'm feeling so low.
heartbreakdancer:
i need some cheering up.
how am i going to get over this?
thursday night ice cream and movie nights with hailee?????
Monsters of Folk - Dear God (Sincerely M.O.F.)
weareinfinite:ladycigarettes:geetarooman:
Lua -...
“(256): I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up”
books for myself →
milktrees:
i want someone to fall so terribly in love with me, that it destroys them, and in the process, takes me too.
no, you really dont. it becomes everything. your life, your thoughts, your actions. after something like that happens, you’re never the same.
why the hell does the school i want to go to for a double major for pre-art therapy have to be a christian college i’d rather not go to or live at. its an hour and a half away. shitfuccccck. maybe u of i will work out. its only 20 mins away from my prospective apartment!!
“(765): I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof...”
– thank you anderson area for making my day go well so far
“(613): So, right as I’m cumming, I pull out and go “PYEW PYEW”...”
“(703): My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods…should i be...”
“(228): I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur...”
When I'm older and my little girl asks me who my...
heartspecks:onethousandsunshine:missmaes